• Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
misseffie:

to porcelain, to ivory, to steel (x)

misseffie:

to porcelain, to ivory, to steel (x)

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

gameofthronesdaily:

Queen of Meereen

gameofthronesdaily:

Queen of Meereen

zaynofthrones:

hp cast + ALS ice bucket challenge

horcruxhoarder:

“Multitasking? I can’t even do two things at once. I can’t even do one thing at once”

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

these two are gonna kill me

trinketsabernathy:

Haymitch Abernathy & Effie Trinket

somebodysavefrederickchilton:

wait hear me out

bastet doing dumb cat things

chasing laser pointers, wanting exactly two belly pets (and ripping an arm off for any more), chilling in boxes despite having a lush bed, the cutest dumb cat things

fionagoddess:

Helena Bonham Carter is interviewed at The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter Diagon Alley at Universal Orlando on June 19, 2014 in Orlando, Florida.

fionagoddess:

Helena Bonham Carter is interviewed at The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter Diagon Alley at Universal Orlando on June 19, 2014 in Orlando, Florida.

favorite character meme → favorite character • tony stark