Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
“Multitasking? I can’t even do two things at once. I can’t even do one thing at once”
"your password is weak"
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you
these two are gonna kill me
Haymitch Abernathy & Effie Trinket
wait hear me out
bastet doing dumb cat things
chasing laser pointers, wanting exactly two belly pets (and ripping an arm off for any more), chilling in boxes despite having a lush bed, the cutest dumb cat things
Helena Bonham Carter is interviewed at The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter Diagon Alley at Universal Orlando on June 19, 2014 in Orlando, Florida.